OLD
TIMER’S NEWSPAPER PHOBIA!
By
Norris
Chambers
You
never
heard of the Katzenjammer Kids? When Clifton and I were very
young the
Katzenjammer Kids occupied a full page of the comic section on
Sunday
and
during the week had a full strip across the page. The pages
were large
in those
days. I mentioned this comic strip because it was among our
favorites.
We also
enjoyed Mutt and Jeff, Maggie and Jiggs and Andy Gump.
The kids,
as we called them, were mean little rascals. They had some
sort of glue
that
was so strong that a little on a chair held the one who sat
down in it
so tight
that the pants would tear before the glue gave up!
Apparently
they lived on a ship. The old fat Captain was in charge and he
had a
one-
legged assistant that was always with him. They played a card
game that
they
called pinochle. We had never heard of this game and
apparently my
mother was
not familiar with it either. We called it pin
chole because she thought it
spelled something like that. We learned a few years later that
we
should have
called it pea nuckle,
regardless of
the spelling.
Some
newspapers had another comic strip using the same characters
but it was
named The
Captain and the Kids. The old captain gave the
kids so many
spankings
that it didn’t seem to bother them much.
We have an
old newspaper on display at the White Settlement
Historical Museum with a full
page
comic displaying the Captain and the Kids and featuring the
questionable antics
of Hans and Fritz. There are also old newspaper accounts of
historic
events,
the last issue of the Fort Worth Press, etc. We have a file of
many
newspapers
covering the early emergence of White Settlement as a city.
Why is the
Old Timer talking about newspapers? It seems that newspapers
of one
sort or
another have popped up periodically to claim a portion of his
wild
lifetime agenda!
My first column in a weekly county newspaper was one of the
community
news type
that most areas provided to inform readers of the antics of
local
citizens,
such as the visit of a grandchild from another state, a
neighbor’s illness, the
loss of a favorite hound dog, the birth of a new baby, the
death of a
pioneer
or Bill Brown’s purchase of another horse! I sometimes
included
what I thought
was a funny joke.
The high
school elected me editor of The Bow
Wow, the
annual newspaper.
At another school the next year I was editor of The
Tiger, another annual
newspaper. It was customary in those days for the school
paper’s
name to relate
to the animal representing the sports teams. For instance, the
Bow
Wow was for the Bulldogs and the Tiger
was for he Tigers. In my final
year in high school I wrote a weekly column for a nearby
newspaper
entitled Children’s
Bedtime
Story.
I’m sure some of these hair-raising tales woke the tots up
instead of putting
them to sleep. Several years later, after moving to White
Settlement, I
wrote a
weekly column for Mr. Underwood’s newspapers called A Reader Writes. I
was also
guilty of writing a weekly column
called Making Money At Home – For
Fun.
After I
acquired my first 11X17 offset printing press, primarily for
printing
flyers
for my TV repair shops, I decided I might try a few flyers
using a
newspaper
format. An eleven by seventeen inch press is pretty small for
printing
a
newspaper. But who said a newspaper had to be a particular
size? A
folded sheet
produced a nice looking letter-size newspaper. I called it The White Settlement Review
and pasted up a nice looking front page. I slipped in a few
local news
items
and a full page ad for Chambers TV Repair. I managed to sneak
in a
column
entitled White Settlement – Then and
Now.
This column featured tales
from some of the old timers that were still around and a
little bit
about the
emerging political scene in the new city. My new press
would print
6000 copies in an hour
so it was easy enough to print the first edition of White
Settlement’s first
newspaper edited and printed in the little town! I printed
3000 copies
and
started my delivery boys on door-to-door delivery. The boys
who
delivered
flyers were usually very dependable. Occasionally good flyers
found
their way
into the creek or a trash can.
For the
first time a TV shop flyer, masquerading as a newspaper, was
well
received.
Some would-be readers even came by the shop looking for a
copy!
I printed a paper occasionally
for a
few weeks. I was shocked, but elated, when the new City Manager
suggested that I
print the
newspaper on a regular basis. His suggestion was tempting but
I decided
I
didn’t have time for another activity. After all, I worked at
the
bomber plant,
did some printing for the public, made rubber stamps, did
engraving and
did
some time consuming mail order work.
Thus my
interest in newspapers – what I needed was Clifton’s assistance!
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