Norris Chambers Old Timer's Tales

Some Short-Short Stories By The Old Timer

The Gambler

by Norris Chambers

  Folks, I'm Paul Isham and I'll pass along a little tale. The sourdough that told it to me swore it was true. It could be, but I usually am a little slow to believe something a gold seeker tells me - 'specially when he's been drinking. But you be the judge - -

  It started as a friendly game, but the stakes were a little higher than match sticks. Old Bruce and Gus had been holed up in the mountain cabin all winter, and had just about worn out a deck of cards. But the Spring thaw had brought a visitor, Randall Giles, who had dropped in for a little companionship and perhaps a flapjack meal or two. Bruce was out attending to some of the few chores they had, and Gus and the newcomer were playing a friendly game of poker.

  Old Gus didn't have folding money or hard cash, and was putting out about what he thought was a dollar's worth of gold dust for each chip. The friendly stranger had silver dollars and folding bills. The stranger handled the cards well, and since he was winning rather consistently, Gus began to wonder if he was playing fair and square. But his careful scrutiny failed to uncover any dirty work. Randall had shed his coat, and was playing in his shirt sleeves. The sleeves were rolled back almost to the elbows. He certainly didn't look like a professional gambler, and his attire left it a little hard to imagine how he could cheat. But still, Gus, being of a suspicious nature, was watching rather closely.

  Gus, holding three tens, felt like he had a pretty good hand, and had bet rather heavily on it. But when the showdown came, Randall produced a full spread of jacks. Four alike! Gus jumped up from the table and grabbed the heavy iron poker leaning on the hearth of the heater.

  "Feller, you 're a cheat!" He bellowed, raising the poker threateningly.

  "No, I wouldn't do that." Randall kept his seat. "You were watching me, did you see me do anything underhanded?"

  "No, I didn't see anything - but there were only 3 jacks in that deck. We've been playing a card short all winter! You had to cheat."

  "Look," began Randall, " I swear - "

  He didn't finish the plea, for Gus brought the poker down across his head in powerful swing, and he tumbled heavily out of the chair and onto the packed dirt floor. "Dirty cheat!" muttered Gus, carefully placing the poker back on the hearth.

  The door swung open and Bruce entered. Seeing Randall on the floor, he exclaimed, "My gosh, what happened?"

  "Nothing much," explained Gus. "This stranger was cheating at cards, and I tapped him over the head with the poker."

  Bruce had kneeled and was examining the body, feeling for a pulse. He turned to Gus anxiously, "Gus, you've killed him. He's dead!"

  Gus was defensive. "He was cheating. He pulled out four jacks - and you know we only have three. That's all we had all winter. He had to be cheating."

  "Gus, I have to tell you something. I found that other jack yesterday under the wood box. There were four jacks in the deck."

  Gus had nothing to say. What was there to say?

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The Gambler

Box Supper

To Slaughter A Pig

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Big Bad Biggs

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